Drunkle Pat
Your drunk buddy. In your pocket.
A comedy app for iPhone and Apple Watch. Build your buddy, tilt to sip, and party with friends nearby as the night unravels. The joke starts subtle. It does not stay subtle. No drink needed.
- Platforms
- iPhone and Apple Watch
- Price
- Two venues free, Open Bar $2.99 once
- Accounts
- None, and no data collected
- Status
- Coming soon to the App Store
- Later
- Android and Wear OS planned
Leave the phone in your pocket
Drunkle Pat was built around the Apple Watch. Raise your wrist to sip and Pat drinks with you, from the first round to the hangover, while your phone stays put. On iPhone, tilt to sip or hold to guzzle.
Pat gets tipsier across eight stages, and the antics never repeat: break dancing, push ups, a moonwalk, a text to an ex, and a round of shots for everybody. Sobering up is slow on purpose, so the app never rewards drinking faster.
What is in it
Build your buddy
Pick his or her look, hair, outfit and hat. The tie ends up on Pat's head.
Eight stages
From warm to hangover, with the glass draining and spilling as the night goes on.
58 dance moves
Break dancing, the moonwalk, backflips and plenty that should not be attempted.
15 venues
Dive bar, night club, rave, tiki bar, pool hall, frat house, and rooms at home.
Party mode
Bring friends nearby onto one floor, phone to phone, with preset lines and emoji.
Music
18 original songs across genres, or play your own library.
Apple Watch app
Wrist motion sips, so the phone stays in your pocket.
No accounts
No sign up and no data collection.
Screens
How it is built
Pat is custom vector art on a jointed rig, drawn and animated in the app itself rather than bought from an asset store. The app is native Swift for iPhone and watchOS, and Party mode runs phone to phone over Apple's Multipeer Connectivity, with no server in the middle.
Played for laughs
Drunkle Pat is comedy. It does not promote drinking and you never need a real drink to play. The start screen says so, and points anyone who needs it to help with a drinking problem.
Questions
Do I need to drink to play Drunkle Pat?
No. You tilt the phone or raise your wrist to sip. No drink needed.
Does Drunkle Pat work on Apple Watch?
Yes. The watch app uses wrist motion to sip, so your phone can stay in your pocket.
What does Open Bar unlock?
Open Bar is a single $2.99 purchase that unlocks every venue and home room, the full wardrobe, all eight stages, the watch app and hangover mode. No subscription.
How does Party mode work?
Nearby phones connect directly to each other, so friends can bring their Pats onto one floor and trade preset lines and emoji.
Is there an Android version?
Android and Wear OS are planned after the iPhone and Apple Watch release.
